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R.I.P.D.

3 Oct

Boston Police Department Detectives Nick Walker and Bobby Hayes stole a chest full of gold found during a drug bust, and Nick buries his share of the gold in his backyard, intending to use it to create a better life for himself and his wife, Julia. However, he regrets his decision and informs Hayes he intends to return the gold. Later, during a raid on a warehouse, Nick and Hayes get into a shootout with criminals, and Hayes kills Nick to prevent him from returning the gold, framing one of the criminals for the murder.

While ascending through a tunnel in the sky to the afterlife, Nick is pulled into the office of Mildred Proctor, director of the Boston division of the Rest In Peace Department (R.I.P.D.), an agency that recruits deceased police officers to patrol the afterlife and capture “Deados”, spirits that failed to cross over and return to Earth as monstrous ghosts. Nick agrees to join the R.I.P.D. after Proctor explains that it would stave off a potentially negativefinal judgment for at least a century, and meets his new partner, Roy Pulsipher, an ex-U.S. Marshal who lived in the 1800s.

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Nick and Roy return to Earth to attend Nick’s funeral, where Nick learns R.I.P.D. officers are assigned avatars, which is how humans perceive them. Nick’s is an elderly Chinese man, Jerry Chen and Roy’s is an attractive Russian woman, Opal Pavlenko. After failing to communicate with Julia, Nick accompanies Roy to the apartment of a suspect, Stanley Nawlicki, who tries to escape and is killed by the duo. Pieces of gold identical to the ones Nick stole are found in Nawlicki’s possessions and logged into evidence.

Nick and Roy then meet with Elliot, a dealer set to make an exchange with someone, revealed to be Hayes. Nick and Roy follow him to Nick’s house, where Hayes retrieves Nick’s share of the gold, leading Julia to believe Nick was corrupt. From there, the duo tails Hayes to an abandoned warehouse where he gives the gold to a Deado, Pulaski, who escapes and causes enough destruction due to Nick and Roy’s intervention that it makes national news. Proctor, infuriated, takes them off the case, but they decide to continue the investigation on their own after learning the pieces of golds are components of the Staff of Jericho, a mystic device that could reverse the tunnel that transports the dead into the afterlife, returning them to Earth.

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Nick and Roy visit Hayes, who quickly finds out who they are and reveals himself to be a Deado. He is arrested and brought to the R.I.P.D. headquarters, where he and other Deados manage to escape after stealing the components of the Staff of Jericho and return to Earth. While the Deados assemble the Staff of Jericho, Hayes kidnaps Julia to use her as a human sacrifice to open the portal. Nick and Roy arrive and after killing the Deados, including Pulaski, Nick goes to save Julia while Roy destroys the Staff of Jericho and saves the city. Although Nick manages to kill Hayes, Julia succumbs to her wounds and she and Nick share a tearful goodbye.

Julia is revived in the hospital and begins recovery, granted a second chance by Proctor as a favor to Nick. She also reinstates Nick and Roy into the agency, in addition to providing Nick with a new avatar, which is soon revealed to be a 10-year-old girl scout, much to Nick’s disappointment. Nick and Roy then get into their car and drive away.

Everything in this post is from Wikipedia, except this sentence. Ugh, this is the first time I hate movie, or don’t even want to hear about “movie” this word.

You could call this Bug…

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

3 Oct

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a good movie. I like it. And most of my friends like it. I think you are going to like it.

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The movie beginning with the Ms. and Mrs. Smith answering questions during marriage counseling. And the next beautiful sence is how they met each other and how their love story beginning in Colombia with this music as background.

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In general, this movie is about how an assassins fake married couple tried to kill each other until they find out they still love each other.  Yeah, I know, it sounds funny, and actually, this is a good funny movie. They talk about fake daily work, eat fake homemade dinner, they praise on each other’s taste of art, have real sex. They ruined their own house, tried to kill each other in a fancy restaurant. I believe all the couples have those time want to “kill” each other, but this Smith couple, they do it in the action which is awesome. I still remember when Brad Pitt said “I love my wife, I want her to be happy, I want good things for her, but there are times (I really want to kill her).” my boyfriend said “me too” and I said “same here”. Don’t laugh, you are the same.

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I love the part they realized they still love each other just like when they first met while they tore their own house apart and then have sex over the broken glass and furniture. It give me feeling that people are not going to cherish each other until they lose them. For the whole movie, the assassins part just like dressing for the special love story, and make it funny.

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About the actors

I like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt a lot, they both are super hot and have the most sexy lips ever in the world. They are really eye-catching couple. I hope their love can last longer and longer no matter what happen to them. Also, they are good actors, all the characters they get, they can make it alive and more interesting.

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All-in-all

There is a good family movie.

 

Directed by Doug Liman
Produced by Akiva Goldsman
Arnon Milchan
Lucas Foster
Written by Simon Kinberg
Starring Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
Vince Vaughn
Kerry Washington
Adam Brody
Music by John Powell
Cinematography Bojan Bazelli
Editing by Michael Tronick
Studio Regency Enterprises
New Regency
Weed Road Pictures
Distributed by 20th Century Fox
Summit Entertainment
Release date(s)
  • June 7, 2005 (premiere)
  • June 10, 2005(United States)
Running time 120 minutes
Country United States
Language English
Budget $110 million
Box office $478,336,279

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

1 Oct

Alright. I just watched this movie. And I don’t know what is this movie talking about.

 

General

A boy named Scott Pilgrim has a band called “sexy bob-omb” and he date a Chinese high-school-er and then cheated on her with a American colorful hair girl Ramona. And he have to fight with her seven “evil exes”.

This is the story.

Alright. If you watch this movie you will see it’s full of crap.

 

“WT..”

OK. First thing first. I’m not a big comic fan, and I don’t play RPG. So maybe that’s why I can not understand this my BF so called “super funny super awesome” movie.

I hate this movie because it;s wrong and definitely unreal and definitely impossible to be real. I have to say as Chinese, I like Scott’s official girlfriend Knives Chou. She is cute and sweet. I was totally pissed off when I saw the part Scott cheated on her with Ramona. That’s wrong!!! What if lots of young kids see this movie, they gonna think cheating is the right thing and cool thing to do. Then Scott can not use his “super power” to save the world.

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Next.

What is all those shinning thing on my screen?!! What’s wrong with the people in that movie? Super hero league?? Vegetarian can kick someone from the earth to the moon? How is that possible that dragon come out from speaker and fight with others. If you died you can get another life and live one more time?

R U kiddin’ me??

y-u-no

I wish I could live in that world.

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Actors are all good. They somehow saved this movie from totally destroyed.

Honestly. If you are a big RPG fan, you may like this a lot. Scott Pilgrim vs. the world just changed a video game into a movie. The music is good, and the story is funny. Just I can not understand at all. Still worth to watch though, no matter for fun or for killing time.

Go watch this movie and have some fun with friends.

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